NEW YORK (MainStreet) You thought writing your resume in crayon would show your creativity, sense of independence and spontaneity. Oh yeah, it probably did. It just didn't land you the job. Ask a hiring manager what they've seen cross their desk or computer screen and you may be surprised by the results. Job seekers, beware. Here's how not to get a job, according to 475 hiring managers, HR professionals and 471 workers across various industries in a study for CareerBuilder.ca.
These are real-life resume blunders:
- A four-page resume detailing every position and volunteer job a person has ever had since he was 12
- A resume etched into a wooden cutting board
- Resume delivered in a balloon
- Each line had one bold word that formed a "hidden" message about how great the applicant would be for the position
- Resume came in the form of a candy-gram
- Many small teddy bears and daisies adorned the edges of the pink paper
- An application made online by an employee that had been fired
- Scrawled in pencil on butcher's paper
- Singing telegram
- Candidate revealed that he spent time in jail for assaulting a prior boss
- Listed "Have flown on a corporate jet" as a notable achievement
- Listed "Worked with my dad building things. Worked with my mum cleaning the house," as past experience
"Your resume is the primary deciding factor for whether you will land a job interview," says Rosemary Haefner of CareerBuilder. "It's important to project a professional image. Keep it succinct, personalize it to feature only skills and experience relevant to the position you're applying for, and always include specific, quantifiable results that showcase the value you can bring to an organization."